- I've gotten this too many times. People often asked me why don't I smoke,
and they instantly told me that I'm a good person just because I don't smoke.
Truth is, I can't afford cigarette. And isn't it irritating when people label smokers
as 'bad person'? Sickening.
- Don't expect me to approve your friend request when you have
car/cat/dog/anime character/UBAH bird/celebrity/baby as your profile picture.
I don't know who you are and I don't think I want to be friends with a car!
Unless you're Bumblebee, then we're cool.
- I have low blood pressure and I'm thinking, if I were to get angry more often,
will my blood pressure go back to normal without taking any medication?
I wouldn't say it's easier but it definitely is a cheaper cure.
- My brother downloaded Game of Thrones months ago but I wasn't interested to watch it.
So last week, when I finally wanted to watch it, I couldn't recall the name of the series.
In my head it went 'What is the series with dragon and boobs ahh?'.
I burst out laughing in my room. C'mon, it's funny.
Oh and not to forget butts too