Silly Epiphany #2

1. I've gotten this too many times. People often asked me why don't I smoke,
   and they instantly told me that I'm a good person just because I don't smoke.
   Truth is, I can't afford cigarette. And isn't it irritating when people label smokers
   as 'bad person'? Sickening.
   
   
2. Don't expect me to approve your friend request when you have
   car/cat/dog/anime character/UBAH bird/celebrity/baby as your profile picture.
   I don't know who you are and I don't think I want to be friends with a car!
   Unless you're Bumblebee, then we're cool.
   
   
3. I have low blood pressure and I'm thinking, if I were to get angry more often,
   will my blood pressure go back to normal without taking any medication?
   I wouldn't say it's easier but it definitely is a cheaper cure.
   
   
4. My brother downloaded Game of Thrones months ago but I wasn't interested to watch it.
   So last week, when I finally wanted to watch it, I couldn't recall the name of the series.
   In my head it went 'What is the series with dragon and boobs ahh?'.
   I burst out laughing in my room. C'mon, it's funny.  
     

   

   Oh and not to forget butts too